FRIENDS ARE JUST BOYS I HAVEN'T FUCKED YET

IF YOU WANNA BE MY FRIEND
YOU BETTER THINK AGAIN
IT MIGHT JUST BE A BETTER PLAN
IF YOU JUST REMAINED A FAN
CAUSE I TEND TO OBJECTIFY
ALL OF MY MALE FRIENDS
SOMEHOW THEY ALWAYS SEEM TO
END UP IN MY PANTS
ONE DRUNK NIGHT AND YOU AWAKE AND
REALIZE YOU MADE A SMALL MISTAKE
I FUCKED MY FRIEND AND IT KINDA SUCKED
I FUCKED MY FRIEND NOW THE FRIENDSHIPS FUCKED
WHAT I WANT IS WHAT IM GONNA GET
FRIENDS ARE JUST BOYS I HAVENT FUCKED YET
YOU CAN DENY IT BUT YOU'RE WRONG
BECAUSE YOUVE KNOWN ALL ALONG
THAT SOMEDAY SOMEHOW YOU WOULD FIND
YOUR WAY INSIDE MY PANTS
CAUSE LETS JUST FACE IT THATS THE
ONLY REASON THAT WERE FRIENDS
WHAT I WANT IS WHAT IM GONNA GET
FRIENDS ARE JUST BOYS I HAVENT FUCKED YET
ITS NOT MY FAULT THAT ALL MY FRIENDS
JUST HAPPEN TO BE HOT
I REALLY WOULDNT BLOW THEM IF THEY WERE NOT

UNSATISFIED

WHAT WERE YOU THINKING
WHEN YOU PUT YOUR DICK INSIDE MY CUNT
AND DIDNT EVEN TRY TO HOLD BACK
AND YOU CAME
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING WHEN
YOU JUST GOT UP AND PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON
ARE WE DONE
I DONT THINK SO
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING WHEN YOU
JUST WALKED OUT THE DOOR
AND LEFT ME THERE
UNSATISFIED
WHAT WERE YOUR LAST THOUGHTS WHEN I CHASED YOU
WHAT WERE YOUR LAST THOUGHTS WHEN I STABBED YOU
WHAT WERE YOUR LAST THOUGHTS WHEN I CUT YOU UP
AND WHEN I BURIED YOU
IF ONLY YOU HAD SATISFIED ME TOO

COLD SWEAT

I CANNOT PRETEND THAT I DONT CARE
EVEN WHEN YOU'RE GONE YOU'RE EVERYWHERE
I'M TO FUCKEDUP TO CUT YOU LOOSE
SO I DROWN MYSELF IN DRUG ABUSE

I'M SICK OF IT ALL AND I DON'T WANNA FEEL YOU
SHITFACED ALREADY JUST TO GET THROUGH
IT RAINS OF BETRAYAL AND IM SOAKING WET
BRUISED AND COVERED IN MY OWN COLD SWEAT

I CANNOT RELY ON YOU EXCEPT THAT YOU'LL BREAK ME
SPREAD OUT ON THE PAVEMENT FOR ALL TO SEE
IT RAINS OF BETRAYAL AND I'M SOAKING WET
BROKEN COVERED IN MY OWN COLD SWEAT

CALL ME IN 4 DAYS

IT'S THAT TIME OF THE MONTH AGAIN
BLOOD ON MY SOCKS AND SHOES
I LEAKED AND DIDN'T NOTICE
I GOT THE RED FLAG BLUES
I HATE MY PERIOD
I THINK I'M SEEING RED
ANOTHER WEEK IS WASTED
THE TIMING'S ALWAYS BAD
BOYS THEY JUST DON'T GET IT
BEING A GIRL IS SUCH A CURSE
AND WHEN YOU THINK IT'S OVER
IT'S ONLY GETTING WORSE

(WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS SAILS THE RED SEA?)

FUCK I HATE THE MOOD SWINGS
I'M BLEEDING TO DEATH
SHIT I'M OUT OF TAMPONS
DID YOU HEAR WHAT I JUST SAID
I FEEL SO FUCKING LOUSY
I CAN'T GET A DATE
I WISH THAT IT WAS OVER
SO I COULD GET LAID

THAT GUY

I'M ON A MISSION
LACK OF SEX IS THE CONDITION
COMPLETELY WASTED
IS THE STATE OF MIND

THAT GUY IS NOT GOOD FOR ME
BUT RIGHT NOW I REFUSE TO SEE
CUZ ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS CATCHING HIS EYE
FUCK IT ALL I WANNA SCORE THAT GUY

DURING THIS MISSION
IM IN A LEADING POSITION
I DONT CARE I DON'T GIVE A SHIT
IF HE'S NOT THE LOVING KIND

THAT GUY IS SO BAD FOR ME
BUT RIGHT NOW I REFUSE TO SEE
CUZ ALL I CAN FEEL IS HIS HANDS ON MY THIGH
FUCK IT ALL I WANNA SCORE THAT GUY

I LOST MY VISION
NO TIME FOR YOUR INDECISION
THAT GUY KISSED ME
AND GRABBED MY BEHIND

THAT GUY IS SO BAD FOR ME
BUT RIGHT NOW I REFUSE TO SEE
HE TOOK ME UPSTAIRS, LAID ME DOWN ON THE BED
GAVE ME THE BEST SEX I EVER HAD



















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